Bathroom

Bathroom diversion safes

A bathroom is a room full of containers that nobody ever inspects. Deodorants, shaving foam, hairspray, shampoo, brushes, cleaning bottles: a shelf holds a dozen of them and they are all read as background. That is exactly the quality a hiding place needs, and it is what makes the bathroom the easiest room in the house to hide something in: the object is already on the shelf, already being ignored.

Bathroom diversion safes are personal care and cleaning products with a compartment inside. They stand on the shelf or in the cabinet with everything else, they weigh what a full one should weigh, and they open the way the original opens.

What fits inside

Deodorant and spray formats take rolled banknotes, keys, a USB stick or a ring. Wider containers and brushes take cards, a small jewellery item or several folded notes. Every product page lists the outside dimensions and the usable compartment separately, so check the measurement of what you want to store before choosing.

Where to put it

Put the object where its twin would live. A deodorant belongs on the shelf with the other toiletries or in the cabinet, not in a drawer on its own. A cleaning spray belongs under the sink with the rest of the cleaning products. A hairbrush belongs by the mirror. A container standing apart from its family is the one that gets picked up.

Choose a format that matches what the household actually uses, and keep it out of daily rotation so nobody in the house reaches for it by mistake.

Why the bathroom works

Two reasons. The first is speed: someone searching a home in a hurry goes to the bedroom, the desk and the living room. Nobody unscrews the shampoo. The second is that a bathroom is the one room where a guest can close the door, and the things you would rather a guest did not find are often better kept there than in a bedside drawer.

It is also the natural choice in rented flats, shared houses, student accommodation and hotel rooms, where drilling a wall or installing a fixed safe is not an option. Nothing is screwed to anything: the hiding place travels in a suitcase.

The rest of the house

The kitchen collection covers food tins, jars and drink cans, the car collection covers accessories for the glovebox and the boot, and the toolbox collection covers tools and fixings for the garage. Everything is in the full catalogue.

Made by hand, shipped from Spain

Most of these objects are assembled by hand once the order comes in, so preparation takes about a week before the parcel leaves. Every order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with a tracking number, to more than fifty countries. Delivery times by destination are in the shipping policy, and the FAQ answers the rest.

These are decorative containers with a concealed compartment, not certified safes: they offer no protection against fire, water or forced entry, and they are intended for the lawful storage of your own belongings. They are supplied empty and clean and contain no cosmetic product.